Marriage Do's & Dont's

Imran writes:

After 3 months of marriage, heres what Ive learned:

1. Pretend to listen when told tales about how x relative did y nice thing. Your head movement should be:
Shake-shake-break,
shake-shake-break....

5. Perfect answer for 'What did you say?' is 'I said what I shouldnt have said'...

Read the rest of Imran's do's & dont's of marriage - here :)